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The Eye of the World.

This book is epic. How epic, you ask?  More so than Lord of the Rings itself.  Yes, I crossed that line...and I'm still walking. What makes it this epic is how hard your mom pounced my 9 inch schlong in the alley last night.

Go check it out if you're an elite underground nerd that knows all about everything like myself.

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