Friday, April 3, 2009

let me tell you a little story 'bout a friend of mine, his name's boll weevil check him out now

The Eye of the World.

This book is epic. How epic, you ask?  More so than Lord of the Rings itself.  Yes, I crossed that line...and I'm still walking. What makes it this epic is how hard your mom pounced my 9 inch schlong in the alley last night.

Go check it out if you're an elite underground nerd that knows all about everything like myself.

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  1. AnonymousApril 4, 2009 at 8:10 PM

    Heart of my Hearts, it's not easy understanding the greatness of this book. I mean, it WAS written by a New York Times #1 Best selling author. Noobs just don't get it.

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